The Story of Mister Cheese

One man’s quest for cheese begins

Our story begins a long time ago with one boy’s fixation for all things fromage.

From the moment he sampled his first piece of parmesan, he swore to dedicate his life to bringing the finest examples of dairy delicacy to the masses.

This lifetime obsession would see him grow into the moustached cheese connoisseur known by locals as “Mister Cheese”.

A journey like no other

From carefully cultivated cheddars to sought-after stiltons, Mister Cheese set out on his journey to travel the world, collecting only the very finest of flavours on his way.

From the tallest mountains to the darkest forests and everything inbetween, there is nowhere his cheesy adventures would not take him, although some tales are more believable than others…

Fighting against all odds

Like all great adventures, this journey was not without peril, and Mister Cheese soon discovered this dairy delicacy is not easily won.

Whether he was fighting the flames of hell, warding off bloodthirsty vampires or charming his way to the smoothest cheddars, his determination to fight for the finest fromage knew no limits.

Across time, space  and reality

This epic quest has taken Mister Cheese far and wide, to the four corners of the earth – and apparently, beyond!

If such tales are to be believed, somehow Mister Cheese has accidentally stumbled upon the ability to travel across time, space and reality.

Some say it’s something to do with his extensive hat collection (his second hobby) but whatever you choose to believe, the truth is in the taste!

To bring the finest cheese to your table

Mister Cheese’s mission is for everybody to experience his selection of cheesy curiosities. And that, cheese-fans, is where we find ourselves today.

From the outside, Mister Cheese’s shop may look like any other ordinary cheesemonger. But inside awaits a world of fantastic fromage, tall tales and dairy delights to discover.

As for Mister Cheese, rumour has it that his cheese-hunting days are far from over…

Explore our cheese flavours

Vampire Repellent
Vampire Repellent Roast onion & garlic cheddar | 200g
Vampire Repellent
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Hot as hell
Hot as hell Spicy cheddar | 200g
Hot as hell
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Slightly Scorched
Slightly Scorched Smoked cheddar | 200g
Slightly Scorched
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Suspiciously Smooth
Suspiciously Smooth Creamy red leicester | 200g
Suspiciously Smooth
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